2. YOU DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE
I can't believe it's come to this
I can't count how many things I'm gonna miss
are you sure that I can't change your mind?
I would do anything if I had the time
you don't love me anymore
you don't love me anymore
you don’t love me anymore
now I need you even more
you don't love me anymore
it's just like you don't even care
the way you're leaving me just isn't fair
I never loved you from the start
but your not loving me is breaking my heart
you don’t love me anymore
it sure was nice to have you here
to clean up after me, and bring me my beer
guess now I'll have to find a job
or find some other girl to become my mom
3. A LITTLE FUCKED UP
take a look at me is it what you see
or is it something, someone else but me instead?
tell me could it be the very sight of me
reminds you of that someone else inside your head?
everybody’s just a little fucked up
everybody’s got somethin’ wrong with their head
everybody’s just a little fucked up
I’m fucked, you’re fucked, we’re all fucked up
take a look around, tell me what you’ve found
is there someone, somewhere out there who is grounded?
or can it really be that everyone’s like me?
and nothin’ comes out how it sounded,
the way you found it turned around, and
always changing never rearranging
never changing always rearranging
4. JUST GOT LAID
it’s off to work, do my job
it’s no big deal, no, it’s no problem, I’m on my way
get to the day, I’m off with no delay
get to the road movin’ slow
but I’m just goin’ with the flow, I’m on my way
I have to say you can’t get to me today ‘cause
I just got laid
ain’t got a care in the world today ‘cause
I just got laid
step to the beat, smile and greet
to everybody that I meet, I’m on my way
it’s all ok, I’m ready come what may
my day is done, have some fun
go out and play with everyone, I’m on my way
and I might stay, could be my lucky day
I just got laid
ain’t got a care in the world today ‘cause
I just got laid
all my stress now is less
all I feel is just happiness
if and when this feeling ends
all I need is to do it again
5. HIGH
I don’t decide where to fly
but I know that I’m free there
I look in my eyes and it’s no big surprise
the red sky that I see there
all of my dreams fade into scenes
and suddenly wash over me
I head to the sky where my head gets to fly
and suddenly I’m feelin’ free
I’m high and I like it
I don’t mind stayin’ inside
‘cause I know that I’m free there
I look in my eyes and they’re so open wide
that I know it’s just me there
I open my mind and the place that I find
far away from this place that I’ve been
I head to the sky where my head gets to fly
and suddenly I’m free again
I’m high and I like it this way
all of the things that my soul wants to sing
comin’ out me so strong and so fast
I head to the sky where my head gets to fly
and suddenly I’m free at last
I’m high and I like it
...and it feels so free to be this way
6. THE WAY IT GOES
you’ve been a friend and more
but then you closed the door
and I’m still out here waiting
I thought this thing would last
but now it’s all in the past
and I’m still out here hating
it’s some surprise ‘cause I’m not a jealous guy
no, that’s not really me
but there’s no disguise when I look in your eyes
someone’s who I want to be, but
that’s the way it goes
and after all of this time
the only thing in my mind
is just a question of why
and though I’m left here with doubt
the thing that I figured out
is that I’m not your kind of guy
I really wish that something like this
didn’t happen to you and me
‘cause it’s first on my list of the things that I miss
is who you and I used to be, but
that’s the way it goes
7. NEVER EVER GONNA DO DRUGS
no, I don’t wanna go
‘cause I’m just sayin’ no
‘cause I know that I just can’t take it
and though it’s all in my head
I know I’m better off dead
‘cause I know that I just can’t make it
and though I know that it would
make me feel real good
well I know that I’ll just stay here not feelin’ fine
and though I’m lying in pain
the only thing in my brain
is all of these words stuck in my mind
I’m never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs
it’s not that I am afraid
or that I haven’t got paid
just I know that I sure could use it
and if I took all you had
I know I wouldn’t be sad
and I know that I won’t abuse it
If I could only refrain
givin’ into my brain
well I know that all of my worries would end
and even though I may try
I know I’ll never get high
‘cause all of these words keep coming again
I’m never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs
I wont do anything
‘cause my Mom always made me sing
I’m never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs
now my Mom says that drugs are bad
but she gets high and so does Dad
they’re always so glad, I’m always so sad
8. BANGIN’ AW DA HO’s
everybody knows I like bangin’ aw da ho’s
gettin’ drunk, gettin’ stoned, gettin’ bitches on my bone
a 40 in my left, and a fatty in my right
gettin’ drunk, gettin’ stoned justa bangin’ aw da ho’s
er’body know what I likes ta do
bangin’ aw da ho’s and da bitches, too
gettin’ fucked up and gettin’ down
gettin’ some pussy and leavin’ town
hit another city, do another show
gettin’ aw shitty wit another ho
take another hit, then suck my dick
then grab yo shit, and get the fuck out my face, bitch
er’body know what I likes ta do
slammin’ dat pink til it’s black and blue
spankin’ Q-tipsha wit da ghetto butt
but her pussy too big, so I doop dat slut
stab another ho, and spark some mo’ hash
do another show so I can find some new gash
bang dat bitch in da back of da van
den kick her ass to the curb so I can go gets high wit da band
9. GOIN’ DOWN
ain't it funny how
everything gets fucked up once you take that hit?
ain't it funny how
everything seems to go to shit once you take that hit?
goin' down, goin' down hard, baby
goin' down, goin' down hard
ain't it funny how your problems always
seem to get worse once you take that hit?
ain't it funny how your real friends seems
to dissappear once you take that hit?
goin' down, goin' down hard, baby
goin' down, goin' down hard
ain't gonna quit ‘til my problems go away,
but they always seem to stay
now I'm hittin' everyday
10. I CAN’T BELIEVE I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
I can't believe I fell in love with you
you're the ugliest girl I've ever seen
you smoke, you drink, you do drugs and you stink
I can't believe I fell in love with you
you ain't got no money and you can't sing
and the worst thing, baby, you're just like me
I can't stand the things you say
your way's the only way
you think you're always right, gotta win every fight
you know-it-all, seen-it-all, done-it-all, got-it-all, too
I can't stand the things you do
your cocky sarcastic attitude
you think you’re so bright, hip, cool, outta sight
you think everybody wants to be just like you
I can’t stand your whiney voice
and your condesending tone, it sure annoys me
you hate my friends ‘cause they all hate you
as a matter of fact, now they all hate me, too
I can't stand the way you live
you take, take, take and never give
you're a stressed out sugar freak
you only shower once a week
you think you're so deep
but you're really just a spaced out big geek
11. JESUS
I wandered all my days always contemplating ways
to bring some meaning to the reason of my life
but every road I turned down every lesson that I learned
it never left me understanding all my strife
but once while I was wandering and all the while
still pondering it came to be a very holy night
I walked into a door where I'd been many times before
but I knew right then I had finally seen the light
I found Jesus, he works at Taco Bell®
he's 'bout five feet tall with straight black hair
and he don't speak English too well
I found Jesus, and it only took one look
and with one bite of my taco I knew
God's one hell of a cook
he asked to take my order with a voice straight from the border
name tag glowing, matching polyester pants
I thought maybe I should ask for something that's very good
'cause this could be my one and only holy chance
I ordered up some peace on Earth
good will towards men for all it's worth
and happiness, he blessed me when I sneezed
and then not trying to be mean suggested a Taco Supreme®
I said to him, "yes, with no lettuce please."
he consecrates each taco as he blesses every shell
just don't use too much hot sauce or
you'll think you've gone to hell
12. GONNA KILL MY BOSS
today's the day, everything goes my way
everybody here is gonna do what I say
cuz I'm taking over for awhile
‘til the cops arrive
and take me away with a great big smile
I'm gonna kill my boss today
I'm gonna kill my boss today
cuz being in jail has got to be
better than working for you
today's the day, I'm gonna kill my boss
today's the day, I'm gonna have some fun
everybody here is gonna see me come undone
as I put some bullets in his head
until my boss is dead, really dead…really, really dead
I'm gonna kill my boss today
I'm gonna kill my boss today
cuz going to prison can't possibly be
worse than working for you
today's the day, I'm gonna kill my boss
meet the new boss!!!
13. WAITING FOR YOU
I'd like to hear your voice today
but I don't know what I would say
if I called and he picked up the phone
he'd probably have a heart attack
he'd probably wanna kick my ass
if he knew what's been going on
why don't you just do what you know you should do?
so I can do what I think you want me to do, to you
I don't wanna keep sitting here waiting for you
but if I have to
I don't wanna keep sitting here waiting for you
but if that's what I gotta do, I’ll do it for you
he doesn't do a thing for you
he says he's not in love with you
but you stay with him anyway
and you don't deserve to be
miserable at 23
and you know, you should be with me
14. BLAH BLAH BLAH
don’t wanna know what to do
‘cause I know already
and I’m not afraid of tellin’ you
don’t wanna know what is real
‘cause I know already
and I’m gonna tell you how you feel
waste time in my own mind, I find
sometimes all my insights are blind
it’s a real tough thing knowin’ everything
I only dream ‘cause I’m inbetween
‘cause I have no means ‘cause
I don’t know what I’m talkin’ about
I always lie ‘cause I never try
‘cause I don’t know why ‘cause
I don’t know what I’m talking about
don’t wanna know what to say
‘cause I know already
and you’re gonna see it my way
don’t wanna know what to see
‘cause I know already
and I’m gonna tell you how to be
only my opinion counts at all
only my revision counts at all
16. YOU ARE JUST A BITCH
I've been thinking about what you said
about me always messing with your head
well, I usually wouldn't act like this
see, I wouldn't be a dick
if you weren't such a bitch
I don't know if you can see
all the stupid little things you do to me
just to even hear your voice can trip my switch
see, I wouldn't be a dick
if you weren't such a bitch
you always say that I'm so rude
and you really don't care for my attitude
and you carry on as if I give a shit
see, I wouldn't be a dick
if you weren't such a bitch
you only get what you deserve
and with me you happen to bring out my worst
and it makes me laugh when you get so pissed
‘cause I wouldn't be a dick
if you weren't such a bitch
why do you gotta corner me?
can't you see you're turning me
into someone I'd rather not be?
but, it comes so naturally!
I’m not a dick, you are just a bitch!
17. CALL ME
when everything crumbles
when everything falls
when everyone stumbles and tears at your walls
when every day seems like the next one is too far away
when every day's sorrow
when every day's pain
when every tomorrow brings nothing but rain
when every day seems like you’re lost, you can't find your way
just call me and I'll be there
if all of your worries
if all of your fears
if all off your hurries bring nothing but tears
if every step forward takes you farther back than before
if no one's around you
if no one can stand
if no one steps forward and holds out their hand
if anytime you think it's over, you can't take no more
just call me and I'll be there
if everyone's left and
when everything's gone
if no one's behind you to carry you on
when everything hurts so much you wish it all would just end
when everything's problems
if it's all your fault
when everything's open I'll cover it all
if you feel you're here all alone, I'm always your friend
just call me and I'll be there