2. YOU DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE

I can't believe it's come to this

I can't count how many things I'm gonna miss

are you sure that I can't change your mind?

I would do anything if I had the time

you don't love me anymore

you don't love me anymore

you don’t love me anymore

now I need you even more

you don't love me anymore

it's just like you don't even care

the way you're leaving me just isn't fair

I never loved you from the start

but your not loving me is breaking my heart

you don’t love me anymore

it sure was nice to have you here

to clean up after me, and bring me my beer

guess now I'll have to find a job

or find some other girl to become my mom

3. A LITTLE FUCKED UP

take a look at me is it what you see

or is it something, someone else but me instead?

tell me could it be the very sight of me

reminds you of that someone else inside your head?

everybody’s just a little fucked up

everybody’s got somethin’ wrong with their head

everybody’s just a little fucked up

I’m fucked, you’re fucked, we’re all fucked up

take a look around, tell me what you’ve found

is there someone, somewhere out there who is grounded?

or can it really be that everyone’s like me?

and nothin’ comes out how it sounded,

the way you found it turned around, and

always changing never rearranging

never changing always rearranging

4. JUST GOT LAID

it’s off to work, do my job

it’s no big deal, no, it’s no problem, I’m on my way

get to the day, I’m off with no delay

get to the road movin’ slow

but I’m just goin’ with the flow, I’m on my way

I have to say you can’t get to me today ‘cause

I just got laid

ain’t got a care in the world today ‘cause

I just got laid

step to the beat, smile and greet

to everybody that I meet, I’m on my way

it’s all ok, I’m ready come what may

my day is done, have some fun

go out and play with everyone, I’m on my way

and I might stay, could be my lucky day

I just got laid

ain’t got a care in the world today ‘cause

I just got laid

all my stress now is less

all I feel is just happiness

if and when this feeling ends

all I need is to do it again

5. HIGH

I don’t decide where to fly

but I know that I’m free there

I look in my eyes and it’s no big surprise

the red sky that I see there

all of my dreams fade into scenes

and suddenly wash over me

I head to the sky where my head gets to fly

and suddenly I’m feelin’ free

I’m high and I like it

I don’t mind stayin’ inside

‘cause I know that I’m free there

I look in my eyes and they’re so open wide

that I know it’s just me there

I open my mind and the place that I find

far away from this place that I’ve been

I head to the sky where my head gets to fly

and suddenly I’m free again

I’m high and I like it this way

all of the things that my soul wants to sing

comin’ out me so strong and so fast

I head to the sky where my head gets to fly

and suddenly I’m free at last

I’m high and I like it

...and it feels so free to be this way

6. THE WAY IT GOES

you’ve been a friend and more

but then you closed the door

and I’m still out here waiting

I thought this thing would last

but now it’s all in the past

and I’m still out here hating

it’s some surprise ‘cause I’m not a jealous guy

no, that’s not really me

but there’s no disguise when I look in your eyes

someone’s who I want to be, but

that’s the way it goes

and after all of this time

the only thing in my mind

is just a question of why

and though I’m left here with doubt

the thing that I figured out

is that I’m not your kind of guy

I really wish that something like this

didn’t happen to you and me

‘cause it’s first on my list of the things that I miss

is who you and I used to be, but

that’s the way it goes

7. NEVER EVER GONNA DO DRUGS

no, I don’t wanna go

‘cause I’m just sayin’ no

‘cause I know that I just can’t take it

and though it’s all in my head

I know I’m better off dead

‘cause I know that I just can’t make it

and though I know that it would

make me feel real good

well I know that I’ll just stay here not feelin’ fine

and though I’m lying in pain

the only thing in my brain

is all of these words stuck in my mind

I’m never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs

it’s not that I am afraid

or that I haven’t got paid

just I know that I sure could use it

and if I took all you had

I know I wouldn’t be sad

and I know that I won’t abuse it

If I could only refrain

givin’ into my brain

well I know that all of my worries would end

and even though I may try

I know I’ll never get high

‘cause all of these words keep coming again

I’m never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs

I wont do anything

‘cause my Mom always made me sing

I’m never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs

now my Mom says that drugs are bad

but she gets high and so does Dad

they’re always so glad, I’m always so sad

8. BANGIN’ AW DA HO’s

everybody knows I like bangin’ aw da ho’s

gettin’ drunk, gettin’ stoned, gettin’ bitches on my bone

a 40 in my left, and a fatty in my right

gettin’ drunk, gettin’ stoned justa bangin’ aw da ho’s

er’body know what I likes ta do

bangin’ aw da ho’s and da bitches, too

gettin’ fucked up and gettin’ down

gettin’ some pussy and leavin’ town

hit another city, do another show

gettin’ aw shitty wit another ho

take another hit, then suck my dick

then grab yo shit, and get the fuck out my face, bitch

er’body know what I likes ta do

slammin’ dat pink til it’s black and blue

spankin’ Q-tipsha wit da ghetto butt

but her pussy too big, so I doop dat slut

stab another ho, and spark some mo’ hash

do another show so I can find some new gash

bang dat bitch in da back of da van

den kick her ass to the curb so I can go gets high wit da band

9. GOIN’ DOWN

ain't it funny how

everything gets fucked up once you take that hit?

ain't it funny how

everything seems to go to shit once you take that hit?

goin' down, goin' down hard, baby

goin' down, goin' down hard

ain't it funny how your problems always

seem to get worse once you take that hit?

ain't it funny how your real friends seems

to dissappear once you take that hit?

goin' down, goin' down hard, baby

goin' down, goin' down hard

ain't gonna quit ‘til my problems go away,

but they always seem to stay

now I'm hittin' everyday

10. I CAN’T BELIEVE I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU

I can't believe I fell in love with you

you're the ugliest girl I've ever seen

you smoke, you drink, you do drugs and you stink

I can't believe I fell in love with you

you ain't got no money and you can't sing

and the worst thing, baby, you're just like me

I can't stand the things you say

your way's the only way

you think you're always right, gotta win every fight

you know-it-all, seen-it-all, done-it-all, got-it-all, too

I can't stand the things you do

your cocky sarcastic attitude

you think you’re so bright, hip, cool, outta sight

you think everybody wants to be just like you

I can’t stand your whiney voice

and your condesending tone, it sure annoys me

you hate my friends ‘cause they all hate you

as a matter of fact, now they all hate me, too

I can't stand the way you live

you take, take, take and never give

you're a stressed out sugar freak

you only shower once a week

you think you're so deep

but you're really just a spaced out big geek

11. JESUS

I wandered all my days always contemplating ways

to bring some meaning to the reason of my life

but every road I turned down every lesson that I learned

it never left me understanding all my strife

but once while I was wandering and all the while

still pondering it came to be a very holy night

I walked into a door where I'd been many times before

but I knew right then I had finally seen the light

I found Jesus, he works at Taco Bell®

he's 'bout five feet tall with straight black hair

and he don't speak English too well

I found Jesus, and it only took one look

and with one bite of my taco I knew

God's one hell of a cook

he asked to take my order with a voice straight from the border

name tag glowing, matching polyester pants

I thought maybe I should ask for something that's very good

'cause this could be my one and only holy chance

I ordered up some peace on Earth

good will towards men for all it's worth

and happiness, he blessed me when I sneezed

and then not trying to be mean suggested a Taco Supreme®

I said to him, "yes, with no lettuce please."

he consecrates each taco as he blesses every shell

just don't use too much hot sauce or

you'll think you've gone to hell

12. GONNA KILL MY BOSS

today's the day, everything goes my way

everybody here is gonna do what I say

cuz I'm taking over for awhile

‘til the cops arrive

and take me away with a great big smile

I'm gonna kill my boss today

I'm gonna kill my boss today

cuz being in jail has got to be

better than working for you

today's the day, I'm gonna kill my boss

today's the day, I'm gonna have some fun

everybody here is gonna see me come undone

as I put some bullets in his head

until my boss is dead, really dead…really, really dead

I'm gonna kill my boss today

I'm gonna kill my boss today

cuz going to prison can't possibly be

worse than working for you

today's the day, I'm gonna kill my boss

meet the new boss!!!

13. WAITING FOR YOU

I'd like to hear your voice today

but I don't know what I would say

if I called and he picked up the phone

he'd probably have a heart attack

he'd probably wanna kick my ass

if he knew what's been going on

why don't you just do what you know you should do?

so I can do what I think you want me to do, to you

I don't wanna keep sitting here waiting for you

but if I have to

I don't wanna keep sitting here waiting for you

but if that's what I gotta do, I’ll do it for you

he doesn't do a thing for you

he says he's not in love with you

but you stay with him anyway

and you don't deserve to be

miserable at 23

and you know, you should be with me

14. BLAH BLAH BLAH

don’t wanna know what to do

‘cause I know already

and I’m not afraid of tellin’ you

don’t wanna know what is real

‘cause I know already

and I’m gonna tell you how you feel

waste time in my own mind, I find

sometimes all my insights are blind

it’s a real tough thing knowin’ everything

I only dream ‘cause I’m inbetween

‘cause I have no means ‘cause

I don’t know what I’m talkin’ about

I always lie ‘cause I never try

‘cause I don’t know why ‘cause

I don’t know what I’m talking about

don’t wanna know what to say

‘cause I know already

and you’re gonna see it my way

don’t wanna know what to see

‘cause I know already

and I’m gonna tell you how to be

only my opinion counts at all

only my revision counts at all

16. YOU ARE JUST A BITCH

I've been thinking about what you said

about me always messing with your head

well, I usually wouldn't act like this

see, I wouldn't be a dick

if you weren't such a bitch

I don't know if you can see

all the stupid little things you do to me

just to even hear your voice can trip my switch

see, I wouldn't be a dick

if you weren't such a bitch

you always say that I'm so rude

and you really don't care for my attitude

and you carry on as if I give a shit

see, I wouldn't be a dick

if you weren't such a bitch

you only get what you deserve

and with me you happen to bring out my worst

and it makes me laugh when you get so pissed

‘cause I wouldn't be a dick

if you weren't such a bitch

why do you gotta corner me?

can't you see you're turning me

into someone I'd rather not be?

but, it comes so naturally!

I’m not a dick, you are just a bitch!

17. CALL ME

when everything crumbles

when everything falls

when everyone stumbles and tears at your walls

when every day seems like the next one is too far away

when every day's sorrow

when every day's pain

when every tomorrow brings nothing but rain

when every day seems like you’re lost, you can't find your way

just call me and I'll be there

if all of your worries

if all of your fears

if all off your hurries bring nothing but tears

if every step forward takes you farther back than before

if no one's around you

if no one can stand

if no one steps forward and holds out their hand

if anytime you think it's over, you can't take no more

just call me and I'll be there

if everyone's left and

when everything's gone

if no one's behind you to carry you on

when everything hurts so much you wish it all would just end

when everything's problems

if it's all your fault

when everything's open I'll cover it all

if you feel you're here all alone, I'm always your friend

just call me and I'll be there