1. COME & GO
this one isn’t gonna hurt you
this one isn’t gonna make you think
this one ain’t gonna be around for long
but it’ll keep you company

until you find what you’ve been
until you find what you’ve been looking for
until you find what you’ve been
you find what you think you’ve been looking for

could have been the best but you’ll never know
it’s just another come & go

this one lacks sophistication
this one lacks something you really need
this one ain’t got no hint of imagination
it’s just a plain & simple inbetween

until you find what you’ve been
until you find what you’ve been looking for
until you find what you’ve been
you find what you think you’ve been looking for

could have been the best but you’ll never know
it’s just another come & go

you never really even cared for this one
you didn’t even give it a chance
you had it in your mind to mess with this one
you had it in your mind it wasn’t gonna last

cuz this one doesn’t have the feeling
but this one’s gonna have to do

2. REAL COOL SONG
this was supposed to be a real cool song
about smokin’ pot or gettin’ high, or something like that
but I don’t remember, I can’t remember how it goes
cuz I got too stoned

the only thing I can remember about the first verse
is trying to find a pen but came across a joint first
now I’m looking for a pen and a lighter

I found a Bic, but not the kind that you can write with
I can’t write the words down, but at least now I can light this
now I’m a stoner and a bad songwriter

this was supposed to be a real cool song
about smokin’ pot or gettin’ high, or something like that
but I don’t remember, I can’t remember how it goes
cuz I got too stoned

forgot about this song, got sidetracked by the T.V.
some old Clint Eastwood flick, but acted out by monkeys
it wasn’t even on B.E.T.

I could be getting filthy rich by faking it like Creed did
I’d believe in God if he could make me feel like weed did
or make me speak in tongues like Bobby T. (Tilton)

this was supposed to be a real cool song
about smokin’ pot or gettin’ high, or something like that
but I don’t remember, I can’t remember how it goes
cuz I got too stoned

3. NASHVILLE
thinkin’ ‘bout a road trip, have a little side kick
headin’ down South to a place I’ve never been yet
a little Southern twang sounds good to me

but the desert’s calling me back
and I’ve been working really hardon that
but it’s been kinda dry and a little too high for me

Tennessee looks great, I can hardly wait...damn!

now I’m stuck with you and you don’t wanna do what I wanna do
I shoulda gone to Nashville
we’re almost outta beer and it seems like you don’t want me here
I shoulda gone to Nashville

what was I thinkin’, too much drinkin’
jumped into a car with the girl who wasn’t singin’
this duet ain’t got no harmonies

now the cactus shriveled up
cuz the desert’s too fucked up
shoulda gone with the one with the two nice melodies

Tennessee looks great, but I think it’s too late

now I’m stuck with you and you don’t wanna do what I wanna do
I shoulda gone to Nashville
we’re almost outta beer and it seems like you don’t want me here
I shoulda gone to Nashville

Tennessee looked great, but now it’s much too late...damn!

now I’m stuck with you and you don’t wanna do what I wanna do
I shoulda gone to Nashville
and now we’re outta beer and I don't think you want me here
I shoulda gone to Nashville

4. STOP PLAYIN' AROUND WITH MY HEART
all this time we had, some of it good but most of it bad
every time I said that I’m not happy so I must be sad
give it time, you said so we can work to make it better
but this time instead I know we shouldn’t be together

I try to run away, you turn and make me stay
now I just wanna say stop playing around with my heart
I try to get away, you always make me stay
now I just wanna say stop playing around with my heart

back to yes then no we never finish anything, so
back & forth we go never wanting anyone else to know
but this time I’m sure I’m never gonna come back to you
cuz if time’s the cure, you were all of the time I can do

I can’t even say the words I wanna say
stop playing around with my heart
I can’t even say the words I gotta say
stop playing around with my heart

5. COLD HEARTED BASTARD
“I’m really sorry that you blew it,” she said
and then the line went dead
I stood there silent for a minute
but I can’t recall if I felt anything

if I’m just wasting your time
you said it would be the right
thing to let you know
if I don’t feel the same
does that leave me to blame
just 'cause my feeling never grows

I wanna fall in love with you, but I can’t
cuz I’m a cold hearted bastard
and I wanna feel the way you do, but I can’t
cuz I’m a cold hearted bastard
ain’t no changin’ me

it’s kinda funny how you wanted me to change everything I’d been
after your expectations clouded images created in your head
you felt the same as me at first
but now it’s bringing out my worst

never try to understand it
always come up empty handed
beg and plead, even demand it
ain’t no changin’...

6. DUNCE
she’s so dumb and doesn’t even know it
she's so dumb and doesn't even...

I can’t even find the words to describe how dumb, I shouldn’t even try
all you gotta do is hear her laugh
or see her walking by

everybody knows who we’re talking about
yet she ain’t got a clue
& if you’re having trouble trying to figure it out,
well then maybe it’s about you, too

she’s so dumb and doesn’t even know it
she's so dumb and doesn't even...

she’s a fucking dunce!

7. DANGEROUS
he feels women are all the same
he feels women are all to blame
for the way he feels

he feels they’re a waste of time
they say dumb things then they change their minds
but I don’t really think he believes it’s true
he just never met a girl like you

I feel you’re a bit different
and I feel you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

I feel you don’t meet many like you feel
you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

he feels women are all messed up
he feels women are all pissed off
at the way he feels

he feels when there’s nothing wrong
they still keep bitchin’ all night long
but I don’t really think he believes it’s true
he just never met a girl like you

I feel you’re quite different
and I feel you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

I feel you don’t meet many like you feel
you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

I feel you’re so different
and I feel you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

I feel you don’t meet many like you feel
you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

8. SO HAPPY
you, she said, are in my head
you make something inside me sing
I’d like for you to stay awhile
when you’re around my face just smiles, cuz

you make me so happy
now before you go, I just wanted you to know
that you make me so happy
I know it's just your way, but you brighten up every single day

you, said she, are good for me
the kind of friend that never ends
it doesn’t matter where I’ve been
when you’re around my face just grins, cuz

you make me so happy
now before you go, I just wanted you to know
that you make me so happy
I know it's just your way, but you brighten up every single day

you make me so happy
you're more than just alright, cuz you take away every lonely night
you make me so happy
it's not the things you do, more the way your are, more the way of you

9. SAME OLD SHIT
I never wanted to be lonely
I had a fear of being lonely...then came you
I thought that you had come & saved me
but instead you rearranged my point of view

and now I’m outta here
don’t even try to stop me
I’m really outta here
I’m better off alone than with you

cuz it’s the same old shit everyday
it’s just the same old shit everyday
you try to look at it in a different
but it’s the same old shit everyday

it wasn’t you I fell in love with
turns out that I had fallen in love with a part of you
the only part I could relate to
the part that didn’t irritate me through & through

and now I’m outta here
don’t even try to stop me
I’m really outta here
I’m better off alone than with you

cuz it’s the same old shit everyday
it’s just the same old shit everyday
you try to look at it in a different
but it’s the same old shit everyday

too much drama,
and the bitchin’ never ending
shut your condescending mouth!

cuz it’s the same old shit everyday
it’s just the same old shit everyday
you try to look at it in a different
but it’s the same old shit everyday

10. FIDDY WAYZ
don't make me smack you up side your heads, I said to he
dis shit be easy if you just logicize with me, White Mike, nigga!
I wants to help you, give you stremph so you'z be free'z
there must be fiddy wayz to leave da mutha of yer childrens

I said you really should be havin' betta poon
furtherwise, yer bitch's pussy be stankin' up da room
but I tellz ya once again, juz tryin' to help you 'scape yer doom
there must be fiddy wayz to leave da mutha of yer childrens

just smoke up some crack, Jack
go fuck her best friend, Ken
no, make it her mom, Tom
den watch da bitch flee
tell her shut da fuck up, Chuck
den go an' get fucked up
den snort up a ki', G
and drink a 40!

I said White Mike don't like to see his niggaz in such pain
we need to get ridda dat ho, get you some new pussy
an' try to make you smile again,
he said he appreciate dat, and would I please oratain 'bout da fiddy wayz

I said yo, why don't we just sleep on dat shiznizzle tonight
and I beliez in da A.M., you'z begin to see da light
then I fist him, and he realize White Mike is always right!
there must be fiddy wayz to leave da mutha of yer childrens

11. STOP THINKIN'
things get messy in a hurry
when I start to worry
I just can’t get it out of my mind
once my head gets deeper in it
it happens in a minute
it happens to me every time

I don’t know when, but I know I can
gimme 20 minutes and I’ll try again

it only happens when I think
so I’m thinkin’ that I’m not gonna think no more

I can’t find a reason for it
I’m trying to ignore it
I just keep trying to trick myself
but once I feel my head a-squishin’
then I start a-wishin’that I could disconnect myself

I don’t know when, but I know I can
gimme 20 minutes and I’ll try again

it only happens when I think
so I’m thinkin’ that I’m not gonna think no more

trying not to think about it
makes me think I'm thinking even more...
no more!  more!  no more!

stop...stop thinkin'

13. HAPPY
I treat you so wonderful
you treat me like I’m a piece of shit
I think you are beautiful
you think that I am full of it

and I don’t even know how I feel anymore
I can’t imagine what I’d be without you

happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy

the difference between happiness & living hell
I don’t know what it is
we’ve been together for so long
I’ve come to learn it’s just the way it is

and I don’t even care how I feel anymore
I can’t imagine what I’d be without you

happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy

if somebody told me that you’d gone & died
would I smile, laugh or cry, I just can’t decide
cuz I don’t even know if I feel anymore
I still can’t imagine what I’d be without you

happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy

15. THE MOST BORING DAY OF MY LIFE
this...
this has got...
got to be
the most boring day of my life

Sunday morning, still awake
all night long you made me wait
you didn’t even call to say
that you weren’t coming home

I cannot eat, I cannot sleep
I can’t stand to be without you
nothing to do, I can’t even move
time stands still without you

this...
this has got...
got to be
the most boring day of my life

my second chances have run out
but I keep trying to figure out
why I keep thinking you’re about
to say you’re coming home

now I’m alone in our old home
I can’t stand to be without you
nothing to do, I still can’t move
time stands still without you

this...
this has got...
got to be
the most boring day of my life

it’s alright, I’ll be ok
in about a million days
or as soon as to my face
you say you’re not coming home

nothing to do but think of you
I can’t stand to be without you
tonight will be eternity
cuz time stands still without you

this...
this has got...
got to be
the most boring day of my life

17. PRETENDING
it doesn’t seem to be the way the dream I dreamed it’d be
the circus never came to take me away
I thought I’d never see the me that’s staring back at me
without a truth to anything I say

there’s been a fool knocking on the back of my heart
I'm just a prisoner of me
I wanna take me apart

and now how do I know, how do I feel
when I've been pretending all that's real
now how do I go, how do I stay
when I've been pretending all the way

the game I always play to take the truth and hide away
what you believe or not means nothing to me
the things I always say
the way I laugh and make you play along with my line, that’s the way it must be

I've been a fool knockin' on the back of my heart
I've been a prisoner of me
somebody take me apart